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June 28, 2006 | By Dennis Bakay | Discuss

Ok. Even though he didn't help the Sixers procure the #1 overall pick in the lottery I have brought back Boubacar the witch doctor here to Philadelphia to give us some luck in the draft tonight. And, we're gonna need it.

Boubacar will land the Sixers Villanova star Randy Foye tonight

This draft could change many, many different ways. Andrea Bargnani could go #1 overall or fall to the Timberwolves at #6. LeMarcus Aldridge could also go #1 overall or fall to #6. Rudy Gay could also go #1 or fall to #7, the pick now owned by the Blazers following their trade with the Celtics.

There is one thing certain; the Sixers are stuck at #13 and there is no hope at the moment for them to move up.

Boubacar will work his magic to get inside the minds of some of the GM's so they pull off a stupid trade, thus allowing the Sixers to move up to pick Randy Foye. Just think, the Sixers could dump the likes of John Salmons and their #13 pick on a team to get into the top 7. Oh, yes Boubacar will ensure that's a reality tonight. He could make a great GM to possess the GM powers of Isiah Thomas for a few moments.

The Sixers will need to move up to the #6 pick in order to do this. Their competition is the Utah Jazz. Thus, Boubacar will put a hex on the Jazz GM so he fails to pull off the trade. And, the Sixers will acquire the #6 pick in the draft for their #1 pick, John Salmons, and their 2nd round pick. Kevin McHale watch out, the hex is coming for you! You will have the basketball GM IQ of Isiah Thomas once the hex is placed upon you!

Oh yes it can happen because magic is on our side.

Boubacar don't let us down. The entire region needs something positive to happen after the Phillies have become Major League Baseball's most embarrassing team. Next up for Boubacar will be his biggest challenge yet, getting the Phillies owners to unanimously vote to remove Dave Montgomery from power. First, you have a job to do Boubacar get us Randy Foye!

Contact Dennis Bakay for the services of Boubacar at dennisbakay@phillypurge.com

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Dennis Bakay

Dennis Bakay has been a writer since the ripe old age of 6 when he created imaginative Sci-fi stories. He got into sports writing when he was in high school and went on to become the sports editor of the high school paper in his senior year. Upon graduation he went on to Shippensburg University for two years where he became interested in writing screenplays and directing movies. While working on several screenplays he got his first directing gig in his sophomore year and directed a one-act play of a movie you may have heard of called Pulp Fiction. He got in touch with Quentin Tarantino's assistant and she acquiesced saying it was ok to do it as long as no profit was made. Thus, Bakay directed the segment of Pulp Fiction called The Bonnie Situation, when Jules and Vincent had a little cleaning up to do. Added to that, Bakay made his acting debut by portraying The Wolf. The play received huge acclaim and was good preparation for his move to Temple's film school program the next year. Bakay was known for his bizarre movies, which rivaled those of David Lynch's earlier short movies. His best known movie was a political mudslinging commercial where Sonny Bono's wife Mary Bono, Former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Berry, and a Catholic priest James Cain III were running for president. He made many other short films in college and wrote his first completed screenplay in 2002 entitled Silent Thunder which is a labyrinthine Sci-fi/Horror movie which delves inside the mind. It is Clockwork Orange meets Being John Malkovich meets Jack the Ripper.


Bakay founded Phillypurge.com in the summer of 2004 after becoming fed up with the litany of bad moves by former Phillies GM Ed Wade. It all started when he posted an Ebay auction in which he was selling Ed Wade. And, his baby has slowly evolved into what it is today with a staff of a half dozen regular contributors and an additional half dozen contributors.

Phillypurge.com was founded with the frustrated and tortured Philadelphia fans in mind (who are beaten down by the losing) as a philly sports fan site to not only get the news from people who feel their pain, but to get a wide-ranging set of opinions from writers who focus on Philadelphia and national news.

With the Fan Purge section Phillypurge.com offers Phiadelphia sports fans a place to really be heard and have their ideas seen by all.

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